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House Of Hippies (via kushandwizdom)

(Source: thehouseofhippies, via kushandwizdom)

There are around 7billion people in the world, but I don’t think I was made for anyone but you

Frank Abagnale (via kushandwizdom)

It’s amazing to me that we live in such a wonderful country where anyone can have a problem in life and get up, dust themselves off and start all over again.

F. Scott Fitzgerald (via insanity-and-vanity)

(Source: stxxz.us, via i-left-my-dick-in-the-car)

I didn’t realize it, but the days came along one after another, and then two years were gone, and everything was gone, and I was gone.

if my son is gay

son:mom... i'm gay
me:what was that?
son:i'm... gay
me:HA! KNEW IT!
son:wh...what?
husband:what's going on?
me:OUR SON'S GAY!
husband:oh god.
son:wait, is that okay?
husband:no, i mean yes, it's definitely okay, just, er... your mother...
me:ARE YOU DATING ANYONE?
son:i—
me:YOU CAN DATE WHOMEVER YOU WANT
son:that's great mom bu—
me:I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
husband:your mother has this thing about ga—
me:I'M GOING TO BAKE YOU A CAKE
son:mom that really isn—
me:HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GLEE? HAVE I EVER SHOWN IT TO YOU?
husband:shit
me:WHAT ABOUT X-MEN?
son:dad, what's going o—
me:WE ARE GOING TO STAY UP LATE AND TALK ABOUT BOYS
husband:walk away slowly son i'll try to handle your moth—
me:YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY SLEEPOVERS AS YOU WANT WITH BOYS OR GIRLS AS LONG AS IF IT'S BOYS THEY'RE CUTE
son:i'm scared
husband:it's okay. i was worried that this was going to happen
me:I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG

squldward:

crapaccino:

HAHA WOW I JUST WON A YEAR SUPPLY OF CALENDARS 

isnt that just one calendar 

(via nightowlalive)

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